Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.
When someone shoots your ship down:

that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you
Au, where Ashton and Calum have children and they’re living a happy family life.
Just imagine Calum sitting on a couch with their little princess watching Frosen for the millionth time. They would most definitely fall asleep in the middle of the movie. Then Ashton would come home from picking up their eldest son, and he’ll carry his two sunshines to bed: his baby daughter and his beautiful husband.
Calum would have taught their son to play footie just ‘as professional as his daddy’, and Ashton would have let their daughter braid his hair and Calum’s would’ve been mad, but not for too long.
And they would’ve sing them to sleep, Calum would choose something from Mayday Parade and Ashton would’ve just rolled his eyes.
And they would’ve been the happiest family in the whole world. My gosh.
I’ve just imagined this.
I need a jar for my tears or IM GoNna fReaking cAuse a FloOd and THATS NOT A GOOD THING
YAS “omg literally me 😂 [ inspired by: 1d edits yo]”
😍😙 “don’t tell michael what to do”